Have you ever thought to yourself, “What should I say to her?”, “What was that line I read in the forums?”
Unfortunately, what usually happens next is she walks away, and you’re left kicking yourself with regret over what could’ve, would’ve happened, had you been prepared.
Well, not anymore. Below is the answer to your game, or lack of it. For all of its helpful features, keep scrolling below …
I got tired of going out night after night and getting nowhere with women. Guys were always sharing great techniques and routines in the forums, but I would never remember them when I was in front of the females.
I decided it was time to turn the tables, and use technology to my advantage.
I asked guys all over the internet what were their biggest sticking points and what would help them the most in their journey to attract women.
What they told me overwhelmingly, was the same thing I experienced. They wanted attraction ammunition in an easy to use tool that gets results fast. One that screens out the fire from the duds, and provides feedback on how and where these lines work best.
Most of all, they wanted something you could carry in your pocket to use infield and online with lines that actually get women to respond.
I went to work creating a solution to all of the problems that guys have in approaching and communicating with the opposite sex. It took us over a year, and thousands of dollars, but we built it!
Get this, it’s a database, of NOT JUST PICKUP LINES, but of…
OPENERS: Ice breakers used to open a conversation with anyone. More openers than you can handle; 13 subcategories including funny, bold, innuendo, situational, indirect, holiday and dating app, among others. See a girl in a restaurant, tying her shoe, reading a book, waiting for a bus or sipping a drink at the bar, it’s got openers for every situation as bold and cocky or subtle and indirect as fits your style.
FALSE DISQUALIFIERS: Backhanded compliments used to show disinterest and undermine the egos of the hottest 8’s and 9’s. Everything from fashion to behavior to status to non-verbal negs and everything in between. These lines are designed to get her off her high horse and on a level playing field with you so you can talk to her like any average person you meet.
CLOSERS: Proven lines that help you make the smooth transition back to your place or hers including closers for kiss, funny, ride-share, number, messaging etc, all field tested to work. There are closers with innuendo and plausible deniability built-in so it’s easier for her to say ‘yes’ to going home with you.
RESPONSES: You’re covered for compliance tests, favor requests and comebacks for every type of excuse she might come up with (so common). There are even responses to handle AMOGs and cockblocks so you don’t get shut down during your interactions. You won’t get caught off guard by a snide remark or a request designed to shit test you.
And these are just the main categories. Each category has many subcategories including: Beliefs, Traits, Fashion, Atomic, Non Verbal, Pos, Status, Situational, Behavioral, Other, Bold, Funny, Nerdy, Innuendo, General, Direct, Indirect, Opinion, Observational, Compliment, Objection, Request, Compliance Test, Holiday / Event, Dating App, Kiss & Re-engagement Text.
I scoured the internet, talked to PUAs infield, got feedback from girls and consulted with top coaches to make sure I didn’t leave anything out. And I put everything at your fingertips.
All of this POWERFUL INFORMATION is INDEXED and CATEGORIZED for FAST referencing.
With a few finger taps you get…
Easy access to the BEST LINES ANYWHERE (currently over 850 lines with more being added by the community every month) ordered by effectiveness or date submitted.
But it gets EVEN BETTER…
You can VOTE ON THE LINES to let other users in the community know if “IT WORKED” or if “IT FAILED.” Your vote gets added, and an effectiveness rating for that line is instantly recalculated. Lines are organized so you can see which ones have worked the best most recently.
If the line has a high effectiveness rating, you’ll know it’s been proven to work, so all you have to do is work on your delivery. So easy, IT’S LIKE FISHING WITH DYNAMITE!
You can even LEAVE OR READ NOTES AND COMMENTS about any line in the app, so others can benefit too– for example, the best way to deliver the line, pitfalls to avoid, or who is the most appropriate target.
In addition, ANY USER CAN SUBMIT NEW LINES, which get added to the app, so you’ll never get tired of seeing the same old lines.
THE APP IS AN EVER EXPANDING DATABASE WITH THE MOST USEFUL REFERENCES YOU COULD EVER WANT.
There has never been an app this complete or this practical for the guy looking to score. Dating coaches are even using it as a tool for their students to jump-start them into conversations.
Forget memorizing lines! With the Got Pickup Lines app, you can pull up your favorite lines in any category, instantly, when you need them most.
Let’s say you see a hottie walking her dog down the street. You need to act fast, so you open the app, tap the search tab at the bottom and type in “dog.” Boom!, you instantly get a list of dog openers in order of effectiveness. You quickly choose one learn it, walk over, and spit your game. It’s that easy!
Want to COPY/PASTE the lines from this app directly into dating apps like Tinder or Bumble, or in your phone or messaging platforms? You sure can!
It makes opening or responding to several matches at a time a snap. NO MORE WASTING TIME crafting individual messages that may or may not work. RAPID FIRE YOUR RESPONSES to get the meet up faster.
With the Got Pickup Lines app you can LEARN, SHARE, VOTE and have ANYTIME ACCESS to the best proven lines the pickup community has to offer.
IMAGINE THIS: While those so-called players are trying their best to sound interesting with the same old-time corny lines their fathers used, you’ll DOMINATE THE SEXUAL MARKETPLACE and leave them scratching their heads as to how YOU GOT THE GIRL!
The next time a woman asks you to buy her a drink, you’ll know exactly what to say to keep her interested and make sure you DON’T GET USED AND DISCARDED like the rest of her orbiters.
If she has a common excuse not go home with you, you’ll be able to follow up with a response that tells you if she’s being real or not. Does she really have a boyfriend, an important meeting in the morning, a judgmental roommate, etc. or is she just testing your frame?
Let’s face it, you’re not getting the results you want with women or you wouldn’t have found this app. You can continue doing things the old way, with the same mediocre results, or you can step up your game with THE MOST DANGEROUSLY EFFECTIVE PICKUP APP EVER MADE!
“Memorize an opener, a neg, a false time constraint and a canned routine before free-styling your set.” – Mystery
So what are you waiting for? Join the community of guys who are helping tweak these techniques and adding new ones every month to expand our seduction stockpile (now with over 850 lines and growing).
Whether you’re a newbie, a one night stand ladies’ man, or just looking for a girlfriend, this app can get you there faster and easier than ever.
Got Pickup Lines is the game changer! Do yourself a favor and GRAB IT NOW for your Android or iOS device!
Your Boy (With solid pickup advice),
P.S. Don’t forget to leave me an honest review in the App Store or on Google Play. Others value your experience.
P.S.S. Got Pickup Lines is the only app that was created for a player by a player, and honestly, nothing else compares. My app is finally making the game so much easier!
If you follow me on social media @GotPickup, or have used my Skype and phone consultation service, you already know I’m like the Paul Mitchell of pickup. I care for my clients and always deliver only top quality content, most of it for free on twitter. You can buy dollar store brands, but you get what you pay for, and believe me, I’ve tried them all (see comparison chart below).
If a premium app like this can bring you success with women in a very short time, ask yourself, isn’t it worth the cost of an e-book or a couple of drinks?
With technology, the game has changed, have you?
Some of you newbies have DM’d me this: “But Gary, why is your app worth it?”
Listen, compared to other freemium joke apps with image and video ads, subscriptions and in-app purchases, yes, initially it costs more (their apps suck).
But compared to the cost of buying girls drinks, cover & Uber rides night after night, without anything to show for it, it’s a bargain! I’ve spent over 60k to develop it for you.
I’ve put all of my resources into building the best product, designed to give you fast results at your fingertips. With tons of features and a boatload of ever-growing premium content, it’s a no-brainer. The small fee I charge makes sure the app continues to deliver you a great experience and helps with the development of new features.
The Got Pickup Lines app costs 100 times less than the price of a coaching bootcamp. But this resource keeps delivering valuable seduction ammo to you month after month, with unlimited updates.
For everything this app can do to turbo-charge your game, even at double its current price, it would still be a steal, think bigger!
We worked for a year to bring you a buttery smooth interface using efficient code, nice contrasting fonts, and fast scrolls, not a janky web app. The data is synced on open, but can be used offline with zero lag. Using it is truly a pleasurable experience.
Got Pickup Lines includes 4 main types of lines (more planned): Openers, False Disqualifiers, Responses and Closers. Much more than just pickup lines, I include a full arsenal types of conversation items to be used at every stage of seduction. Every category has several subcategories to help you find exactly what you need.
Each line is indexed to help you find the exact line you need in every situation. Some subcategories include, bold, compliment, direct, funny, innuendo, situational, opinion, holiday, observational, Tinder/texting and more.
It’s called “effective” for a reason. All lines are field tested and those that are voted overwhelmingly “failed” are dropped. The lines are all indexed so you can find the right line fast!
You, the user, can submit fresh lines, vote and comment about what works and what doesn’t. New lines are added weekly.
Who wants to wait or close annoying video or image ads just to get to your content. If you pay a premium, you deserve a fast access to your content.
Originally compiled from the best PUA sources, our number of lines grows, with ineffective lines (voted failed) removed and new ones being added weekly.
I don’t believe in nickel and diming the customer to unlock features one by one. Our app purchase includes all of the features unlocked with no hidden costs for premium.
They use web app templates that basically put a series of web pages on your phone. The interface is usually slow with bad graphic design elements and poor tap and scroll response. Non-intuitive and laggy, I usually delete garbage apps like theirs quick.
Other pickup line apps in the app stores contain only pickup lines. Mostly corny, untested lines that are too infantile to use infield. Lines are all jumbled together which makes searching them next to impossible.
A few old dozen corny pickup lines without any type of indexing or rating. Hunting and pecking with trial and error is not a good user experience.
Recycled pickup lines from kids joke books that girls have heard a million times. Outdated, infantile humor. Lines are all thrown together with little organization.
Content is static and never changes unless the author decides to update the app.
App developers these days skimp on quality and load their apps with annoying image and video advertising to generate revenue.
Even the apps that list many, most are crappy dated pickup lines compiled from old books and joke sites. Not from true PUA sources.
Their apps may be cheap or even free, but they will charge to unlock “premium features”, subscriptions, to remove annoying ads, or for other in-app purchases.
The long awaited release is finally here!
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